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Internet Dating, what a crazy phenonmenon, we can now online ’shop’ for a- mate! As fun as this seems, you know know what kills any attraction instantly, even through a computer screen? A really creepy profile. Or even just a little creepy.
Men, if you even seem a little weird online, women will NOT be lining up to meet you. We all watch TV and are all scared of being the next news story. What’s sad though, is that a woman will see a specifc profile and write the man off immediately, but a man will see the same profile- and think he seems cool. Men are from Mars…
..Anyway, I have compiled a list of things we women very much wish that men would stop posting (unless you really are a weirdo, in that case keep doing so we can differentiate):
1) Your pictures: While we understand that men find hunting fun, and you are very proud of that big buck you bagged- it really doesn’t need to be featured in your profile picture. Actually that’s just a turn off and for some women, a complete deal-breaker, so knock it off. In addition, if you joined a DATING site generally used for DATING, we don’t need to see most of your body parts just yet. That includes, but is not limited to: faceless pictures of abs, tattoos on questionable body parts, and PLEASE no penis pics. Really. It’s just scary.
2) Spelling and Grammar: No Chatspeak/textspeak. While I may first be impressed that you know how to make a heart using symbols, I would also like to know that you can correctly spell three letter words. Generally we women would like to think of the man we are dating as smart. Intelligence is very attractive. Typing lik dys, cuz ur jus cool like dat.. not so much.
3) Your Expectations: I know that you want to find the woman of your dreams, I totally get that. As it so happens, I’m looking for my very own Prince Charming. But if you are an overweight, jobless, fifty-five year old- it really isn’t reasonable to be seeking a svelte, twenty-three year old to support you. Also, how you kindly listed out forty-three qualities you want in a woman, including a passion for laundry, blowjobs, contact sports, and culinary mastery.. well, thanks for being so descriptive and organized! But don’t be shocked when you get, um, no replies. Get real, mister.
4) Expecting Women to Have no Expectations: Saying things like “I’m looking for a hot blond to cozy up to on this chilly friday night, no strings attached”, just makes me sad. I thought dating sites were instituted to help find a significant other, not a booty call. Isn’t that what bars are for? And, anyway, I hate to break it to ya, Bigshot, while there are some daring, lonely hotties out there, this just isn’t going to get overwhelming responses from the type of women you’re propositioning.
Men, if you are really looking to successfully find a girlfriend via the internet, please just come up with a respectful, witty profile. Tell a little about yourself, be genuine. Be funny- women LOVE funny. Post a recent picture of your yourself-preferably your face, and don’t be too pushy. You actually have to intellectually connect since you can’t just base the connection off physical chemistry. That being said, online dating, what DID our grandparents do without the internet?!
Love always has been a battlefield, I’m just trying to figure out how to successfully take prisoners. Oh.. Uh, I meant boyfriends. Check, Check, Check me out:
If you’re pulling your hair out because you can’t find the good tattoo designs you’re looking for, then this article is going to help you out. Specifically, we’re going to talk about getting designs from your tattoo artist, how you can find them online, and the best websites where you can find them. By the time you’ve finished reading this article, you’ll know exactly where to find your perfect tattoo design.
The first place most people look for tattoo designs, is at their tattoo artists place. This is a good place to start, because they should have a wide variety of designs to choose from. They may also be able to give you a copy of their catalogue to take home with you so you can take your time to decide. It’s a good idea to not make a spur of the moment decision, because your tattoo is going to be with you for a long time. It’s worth spending some time to find a design you love!
A newer way to find a good tattoo design for you, is to search online. You can find many tattoo pictures on places like Google Images and Flikr. This can be useful for finding general ideas, but you’re not going to find the perfect picture for your tattoo artist to work from.
Or can you?
Nowadays, there are a few popular tattoo membership sites which have a huge “portfolio” of high quality, printable designs. You can simply browse through all of their categories, find the one you want, print it out, and take it directly to your tattoo artist!
They cost a few bucks to join, but you get unlimited access (including printouts), and you’re virtually guaranteed to have something you unique – which is unlikely if you go with something straight out of your tattoo artists catalog.
If you’re looking for killer printable tattoo designs, you should take a look at my blog – where I’ll show you the best places to find printable tattoo designs online – so you can take them straight to your tattoo artist and make sure you get what you really want! Click here to go there now.